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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
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Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Man watching tv
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”
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Lady Doctor : Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Raman : Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai… “Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.”.
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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!! |
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Sardar indian flag lene gaya, shopwale ne use flag diya, sardar ne shop wale ko kuch bola jisse woh behosh ho gaya, "ISME AUR COLOUR DIKHAO". |
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... |
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS....... |
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A guy walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hi to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him.
So he sets it on a table, along with a note "I spit in this beer" hoping that none will steal it then.
Upon return, he sees another note saying "Me too!" |
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A cop passes by and says, “What do you think you’re doing?”
The drunk says, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbour.” |
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Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl : Well that is because we aren’t married yet. |
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Sardar: why r all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? |
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".After much thought he wrote: Yes! |
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